The Enchanted Spectacles – By Dan Leicht
“Oh hey, Nina. Are those new glasses?”
“Yup, I got them from…”
“Hold up, I already know where you got them from.”
“Hm? Where then?”
Well…you were out of moist toilets in your oven so you went grocery shopping for scuba gear in the athletic department of a nearby toy store. There is where you met a man, not a normal man mind you, but a strange one, something was off about him, something very strange.
“Hello,” you probably said.
But when he turned around you realized he wasn’t a man at all! He was a dragon! And his name was Rupert! So you pet him and gave him a treat and asked where they kept the glasses. He told you how you must have walked into the wrong store and the wrong aisle due to your lack of not having any glasses. He pointed you in the right direction, but didn’t open the door for you, so you smacked into it and it was really funny – I was there and laughed. Continue reading