Soup of the Day: Leftover Surprise (The 34th Story in The #HankSaga) By: Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L) (DeeLioPunk) (Danarino) (The Danster) (The Danmister) (The Dan Dan Magic Man From The Magic Land From Where Is Dan) (Daniel)

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Soup of the Day: Leftover Surprise (The 34th Story in The #HankSaga) By: Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L) (DeeLioPunk) (Danarino) (The Danster) (The Danmister) (The Dan Dan Magic Man From The Magic Land From Where Is Dan) (Daniel)

“It was a cold day at Blue Spaghetti’s Nook Home. The AC was on full blast due to the heat wave outside. The air is dry, or wet, whichever my Weather and Climate teacher told me it was two years ago while I was daydreaming in class about who would win in a fight between an ostrich and a leopard. Gina, you know Gina, I’ve mentioned her before in one of these stories maybe, she’s the one who lives in a house near the factory that spews out ash from its smokestacks at night in hopes that no one notices but then pays off the local residents so that they can get their windows and homes professionally cleaned because the ash ashes everything up. One time her son’s girlfriend was wearing a fur coat at night and the ash landed on it, a white fur coat, brand new, and it was ruined, and the company probably didn’t pay for it because I doubt she took the time to go through the process to claim some sort of money for it because it was probably a difficult process so that many people wouldn’t be willing to go through it and the company could go about their illegal business without too many payouts.”

“Dan, quit playing with the AC! It’s freezing in here! And aren’t you working at the Surgery Center now? What are you even doing here?” Continue reading

Harmonica and a Unicorn – (The 33rd Story in The #HankSaga) By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L)

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Harmonica and a Unicorn (The 33rd Story in The #HankSaga) By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L)

 

“What’s that unruly sound?”

“It’s that unicorn over there playing the harmonica.”

“What now?”

“Unicorn playing the harmonica.”

“That doesn’t strike you as odd?”

“He is playing it rather unruly. But he just needs some practice.”

“How do you know it’s a boy unicorn?”

“He’s got that thing on his head, shhh, don’t look at it that’s rude.” Continue reading

Dan’s Violin – The 32nd Story in The #HankSaga – By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L)

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Dan’s Violin – The 32nd Story in The #HankSaga – By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L)

“Dan, I bought this violin for you. Can you play us a song?”

“What? I don’t know how to play the violin!”

“Why not? You listen to it all the time while you write. You can’t just like…play it?”

“That’s not how learning something works, Nina.”

“MC Frisbee Rockstar learned how to put his mouth under the slushie machine and eat all the blue by watching that guy in the green tie that is actually orange do it.”

“Not the same thing. Something such as the violin takes practice. Kind of like how I’m writing this story. It takes practice, not just anyone could do it.”

“Psshh, pa-leeeeeaaase. I could write a way better story than this.”

“But I’m even writing your lines, sooooo…”

“Just move over. I’m writing this story now!” Continue reading

DEVIL – A Charles “The Solver” Splints Case is now available for your kindle!

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This short story follows one of the cases placed into the capable hands of ex-cop Charles Splints. Though his past has been tarnished there are still those that know him to be the best, and this case shows just how much he has managed to keep his stride in tact.

When a beautiful woman walks into Charles’ office he knows it’s never to say hello. A new case is placed in front of him and with the payment already in his pocket he can’t back out of it. The man that controls the city must be stopped and Splints will need to refill his bottle a couple of times to get there. This short story takes another walk with the hard boiled detective from the short story “Losing Focus on Reality” that is included in my short story collection “Blissfire”.

Related: 

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MC Frisbee Rockstar and Sparkles The Vampire (The 31st Story in The #HankSaga) By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L)

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MC Frisbee Rockstar and Sparkles The Vampire – By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L)

 

“What’s with the guy in booth twelve?”

“Which booth?”

“Twelve.”

“I don’t…I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“UGH!! The one near the door!”

“Ahh, booth nearthedoor. I’m not really sure what’s with him. Seems kind of pale. A bit sparkly.” Continue reading

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